On pages 71-72 of FW, HCE is called "bad names" by "Satan" (Glasheen, Third Census). They are all pretty funny. Here are my ten favorite.
1. Wheatears
2. Tight before Teatime
3. Acoustic Disturbance
4. Gibbering Bayamouth of Dublin
5. His Farther was a Mundzucker and and She had him in a Growler
6. Hooshed the Cat from the Bacon
7. Hatches Cock's Eggs (HCE alert!)
8. Wants a Wife and Forty of Them
9. Sickfish Bellyup
10. Born Burst Feet Foremost
